Monday, October 20, 2008


All Points Bulletin!

A moped has been stolen. For all details and photographs of the missing ride please click here:

Any member of the general public sighting a rastafarian colored moped (red-yellow-green) is encouraged to report it to the proper authorities ASAP. If seen unattended, procure a lock and secure said moped to the nearest immovable object. As well as calling in Boston's boys in blue, email brightlikesunshineatgmaildotcom.

This is not some Peppermint Squad frivolity. This is a substantial occurance and an affront to all who sit astride little engines. Do your part. Mount up and go on patrol with eyes open for the perpertrators. Boston should be abuzz tonight in a cloud of two-stroke smoke.

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