Monday, October 06, 2008

Stopping Traffic

We don't usually allow politics to encroach on the Dot Matrix's dispatches and your humble narrator remains neutral in presidential politics. Sometimes life's little incidents need to be recorded. Such was the case today.

While walking up Crescent Street to the Banshee for a post-work nip, we passed a rather striking woman en route to the JFK/UMASS T station. She was in her mid-forties and the a pair of UMASS students turned their heads like owls after the woman had passed them. They stumbled and bumped into each other, they were so distracted. Such young and virile men aren't usually so drawn to a vivacious, professionally dressed brunette twenty-odd years thier senior. We were intrigued and quick marched up close behind them to eavesdrop.

One of the young men said, "Did you see that hottie?" and his companion sniggered that he had. The first young man continued, "I think I'm in love."

His companion asked, "What's to love?"

The first man said, "She's got Sarah Palin eyes."

His companion said, "Yeah, but she's got Joe Biden's smile. I wouldn't trust her in the sack."

No comments:


Related Posts with Thumbnails