I do have Marlon Brando's hat, if not his attitude.
Whalehead King will be offline until June 5, 2011. Sorry to disappoint. Over the next few days, feel free to sample the archives of all the wondrous tales told here. Particular months of note: August 2010, May 2009, and April 2007. Links in the sidebar to your left! There is plenty of real gold and fools' gold to be sifted. Everything is safe for work, but I still wouldn't let the boss catch you reading this folderol.
Until next week,
With a handshake and best wishes for fair winds at your back,