Thursday, December 23, 2010
What I unpacked first
As you can see, I have an empty room full of boxes and no furniture but I figure I have to mark my territory. What's a pipe rack without pipes? I unwrapped all the pipes and put them in place. Then I put the tins of tobacco where they belong. Even though the room is empty it already feels homier.
It will be a place where I can settle in and read the newspaper and make lonely, important decisions after a bout of brooding contemplation. I'll also share a brandy or scotch with a fellow traveller while we wear our silk smoking jackets. "I say, did you see the ponies at the Fairgrounds yesterday?" I'll say to my guest. "It isn't the season for mudders," he'll reply and then we'll talk about the arts scene in Bywater and real estate investments in the Ninth Ward. Then he'll ask, apropos of nothing, "Where did you bag that jackalope, exactly?" during a lull in the conversation. My answer: Montana.
He'll look over my pipe rack, something of which I'm very proud even though I know there are collections that make mine look like a rattlebag of seconds and discards.
I hate to move. I was honorably discharged from the military before retirement because I hated relocating every few years. I've batted about New England recently, much more than I feel comfortable with, and find myself now in a different world altogether. Now, in a brief six months, I have turned from renter to New Orleans home owner and direct payer of property taxes. I'm not moving again any time soon. Have pipe, will settle.
Pipe smokers like to sit and contemplate, don't they? I'll be perched on my front stoop watching the world go by with my pipe collection and tobacco tins a door's width and a few steps away. The plan is all in place. Let the calendar pages turn. On my first day of unpacking, I knew what was important. I unpacked that box first and carefully arranged its contents where they should be, where they belong, and where I can reach them.
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