Dot keeps secrets

Overheard in Mission Hill outside the Harvard School of Dentistry at lunch hour today:  "I don't see any pretty girls around here anymore.  This part of town is going to the dogs.  You couldn't swing a dead cat in October around here without hitting a babe."

Ladies, your secret is safe.  We won't reveal your address.  Dorchester welcomes, it kisses, it embraces, it holds, it nurtures, it protects and it enables.  No matter what though, Dot doesn't tell secrets.  Smart women live in Dorchester.